Do Not Knock, Dogs will Bark, Shit Will Get Real, No soliciting Wooden Door Sign, P168Blue


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Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell wooden door sign.

This is handmade from Birch Ply 1/4" thick
Size is 7x12".
It has a thick Jute Rope for hanging.
This is a blue color with white writing.

Looking for a custom sign? Please message up to start a custom order.

This is Printed with the latest in UV Printing Inks. It will not fade! There is no Vinyl Decals on this design.

This makes a great gift for any occasion for that person who wants to be left alone without the dogs getting sitrred up!

This is proudly handmade in our wood and print shop in Ohio.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • United States : 1 - 4 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes we do custom orders frequently. Please contact us before purchasing an item that does not offer customization.

Sizing details

For our wood cutout and vinyl decals, sizing is based on the longest side. If there is an exception, it will be noted in the listing.

Wholesale availability

Yes! If you are a business, we do offer wholesale. Please understand that if you are contacting because you have a one time need of 10 items, this might not qualify depending on the item,

Need a hole added to your wood item?

Yes we can do this. Just add it to your request.

Reviews (2)


Great quality!!

Love this sign and since it’s been outside my door.. peace n quiet, I’m happy, and the pup’s are happy too. Great quality, quick shipping, love the color and great customer service and the humor but to point of the sign, makes me laugh and’s perfect

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