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Mom's Weapon of Ass Destruction Engraved Wooden Spoon – the ultimate funny gift for mom that doubles as a hilarious conversation starter in the kitchen!

Remind the kids (in the most playful way possible) to listen up, do their chores, and straighten up. This engraved wooden cooking spoon features the cheeky phrase "Mom's Weapon of Ass Destruction" laser-engraved on the back. It's perfect for moms with a great sense of humor who love a little family sass.

Why moms love this novelty spoon:

  • Size: 14 inches long – ideal for stirring, serving, and gentle "reminders"
  • Material: High-quality wood, durable and dishwasher safe
  • Engraving: Professionally engraved on the back for a clean, lasting design
  • Humor level: Pure family fun – a classic gag gift that's sure to get laughs

This is a novelty item intended purely for humor and lighthearted family moments. If you're easily offended by playful kitchen banter, this spoon might not be for you!

Proudly handmade in our Ohio woodshop. We also offer wholesale options for larger quantities – message us for details.

Mom's Weapon of Ass Destruction Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Novelity

$15.99 Regular Price
$15.19Sale Price
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  • Perfect for:

    • Mother's Day gifts
    • Birthday presents for mom or grandma
    • Funny housewarming or white elephant gifts
    • Anyone who appreciates witty kitchen decor

    Questions? Message us anytime. We ship quickly from Ohio.

    Note: This is a humorous novelty product and not intended for actual discipline. Use with love and laughter only!

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